Tuesday, November 29, 2005
CRAZY RICKYAll of us have wild friends. You know the ones who send us an email out of the blue or call us at midnight to say they've wed a Vegas showgirl, or got a tattoo of some Arab on her left butt cheek. Ricky Martinez (of course not his real name) informed me that he has been making porn for the past 4 years! Not that making porn is a shocker to me, but it was when Ricky told me of his "secret" career! My immediate reactionary question was "what does your wife think about all of this?" He laughed and said, "she knows it helps pay the bills." I will not go further into what type of movies Ricky makes, but you can look it up on the web yourself. Oh and ladies (and gents) what you see is real. That thing...aka his penis is an enormous 12x9. That's just re-dick-ulous! Ok that's all for today. I had to perk things up after the scary stalker incident. Back in the southern studio this week for about a week. We'll see.
Mi vida loca continue! ¶ 2:13 PM
