Thursday, October 20, 2005
Cats vs. Dogs
Have you ever noticed that women can basically get into any establishment these days, but men cannot. Ok before my female fans start sending me hate mail, allow me to explain. Yesterday evening, after a shoot in NYC. 3 models 2 women and one man accompanied me and a
female colleague out on the town. We hit a few cafes, window shopped and people watched, taking advantage of this warm Fall night. It so happened that the male model, Christoff is also a male exotic dancer. He dances primarily for women at a venue that I will name only by initials, HM. They claim their dancers never go fully nude. LIARS! Well before discovering this fact, Christoff offered to show us his place of work. When we got to the establishment around 10PM, a line of lively women stood waiting to enter. At the door, one enormously tall man in black and one rather buffed female door person. I thought to myself, "Oh no, here comes that South Beach-studio-54-wannabe-VIP crap." Well that wasn't the case here. In fact they were rather cool. They just told me I couldn't enter because it was for women only! I laughed my usual snarky laugh and said, "no worries." Christoff was upset, leaving us to go talk to one of the head managers. The manager agreed to allow me in only if I remained inconspicuously quiet and near invisible so as not to upset the "ladies or the dancers." Well, I got dirty looks and odd looks from the women. Some said I better take something off, others just gave me that, "he-must-be-queer look."
We watched a few of the guys perform. One very well built Romanian dancer walzted over to Christoff. He gyrated beyond two very hefty women as they waved their single dollar bills. One grabbed his dick directly and never tipped. I'll call this dancer Rodrigo, invited us backstage. He seemed smitten with one of the female models. Backstage felt more comfortable as I was beginning to look like Barbara Streisand at a Nazi's singles dance in the main "ball room." Speaking of Barabara's my journalist came out once I saw the men back stage oiling up and "fluffing." Come now, you've seen enough documentaries on male strippers to know what fluffing is. I think men should be paid more for this reason alone. Anyway, after close inspection, from a safe distance at some of the dancers' bodies I noticed 'wounds of the trade,' scratches and nicks they received from uncontrolled female patrons! I posed a general question to the guys as they prepared for their respective upcoming acts: Who do you think earns more stripping? Women or men. The concensus seemed to be a cowardly one considering the women in the room. Most said, it depends on the club and the dancers. I shook my head and just wondered where was the male version of Gloria Steinem to save these poor male bunnies from themselves! Anyway, I discovered later that most didn't have a problem with a male in the audience. They just thought if they showed me any attention that they would lose the respect and thus income from their female fan base. HELLO!!! They are tipping singles !
Ok enough of this... on with the movie!
Shot in Florida, enjoy!
Gone
Have you ever noticed that women can basically get into any establishment these days, but men cannot. Ok before my female fans start sending me hate mail, allow me to explain. Yesterday evening, after a shoot in NYC. 3 models 2 women and one man accompanied me and a
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female colleague out on the town. We hit a few cafes, window shopped and people watched, taking advantage of this warm Fall night. It so happened that the male model, Christoff is also a male exotic dancer. He dances primarily for women at a venue that I will name only by initials, HM. They claim their dancers never go fully nude. LIARS! Well before discovering this fact, Christoff offered to show us his place of work. When we got to the establishment around 10PM, a line of lively women stood waiting to enter. At the door, one enormously tall man in black and one rather buffed female door person. I thought to myself, "Oh no, here comes that South Beach-studio-54-wannabe-VIP crap." Well that wasn't the case here. In fact they were rather cool. They just told me I couldn't enter because it was for women only! I laughed my usual snarky laugh and said, "no worries." Christoff was upset, leaving us to go talk to one of the head managers. The manager agreed to allow me in only if I remained inconspicuously quiet and near invisible so as not to upset the "ladies or the dancers." Well, I got dirty looks and odd looks from the women. Some said I better take something off, others just gave me that, "he-must-be-queer look." We watched a few of the guys perform. One very well built Romanian dancer walzted over to Christoff. He gyrated beyond two very hefty women as they waved their single dollar bills. One grabbed his dick directly and never tipped. I'll call this dancer Rodrigo, invited us backstage. He seemed smitten with one of the female models. Backstage felt more comfortable as I was beginning to look like Barbara Streisand at a Nazi's singles dance in the main "ball room." Speaking of Barabara's my journalist came out once I saw the men back stage oiling up and "fluffing." Come now, you've seen enough documentaries on male strippers to know what fluffing is. I think men should be paid more for this reason alone. Anyway, after close inspection, from a safe distance at some of the dancers' bodies I noticed 'wounds of the trade,' scratches and nicks they received from uncontrolled female patrons! I posed a general question to the guys as they prepared for their respective upcoming acts: Who do you think earns more stripping? Women or men. The concensus seemed to be a cowardly one considering the women in the room. Most said, it depends on the club and the dancers. I shook my head and just wondered where was the male version of Gloria Steinem to save these poor male bunnies from themselves! Anyway, I discovered later that most didn't have a problem with a male in the audience. They just thought if they showed me any attention that they would lose the respect and thus income from their female fan base. HELLO!!! They are tipping singles !
Ok enough of this... on with the movie!
Shot in Florida, enjoy!
Gone
About the Photo:
Model: Slater Reed, posed for this shoot outdoors at a construction site. The workers got an eyeful as did the passing traffic. By the way, the photo has nothing to do with story. It's just eyecandy for you guys and girls.
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Damn that's such reverse sexism
"asked you to be quiet and inconspicuous!"
I had no idea it was like this. Thanks for the story.
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"asked you to be quiet and inconspicuous!"
I had no idea it was like this. Thanks for the story.
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